5 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Trailer Of Radhe: Your Most Wanted Bhai. Mainly Ki, Why Is Disha Patani A Prop?

5 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Trailer Of Radhe: Your Most Wanted Bhai. Mainly Ki, Why Is Disha Patani A Prop?

I am going to cut right to the chase. There is something about Salman Khan movies I just can’t stand. Maybe it’s the songs or the unnecessary violence or the fact that a man tearing his shirt just by flexing is not possible, I don’t know. They make no sense and glorify everything that is wrong with Bollywood movies.

And so, when I watched the trailer to his latest movie, Radhe: Your Most Wanted Bhai, whatever that means, I immediately started dreading it. The trailer is something you can’t unsee. In fact, it’s like watching the entire movie in 2 minutes. Which is also too much to take. After putting myself through the torture over and over again, here are five thoughts I had while watching the Radhe trailer. Check it out. And remember, watch the trailer at your own risk!

1. Okay. After watching Salman Khan’s Radhe trailer over and over again (occupational hazard alert!), I have a few questions. Starting from why Randeep Hooda looks like a cheap knock-off character from the Matrix movies. I know that there are a billion more things wrong with this trailer and while we will get to those, I just can’t get Randeep Hooda’s ridiculous get up out of my head. Did they run out of the budget and just decide to go to a fancy-dress shop?

2. Tell me something. Until when is Bollywood going to treat actresses like pieces of furniture in movies? I’m serious. What was Disha Patani’s role in that trailer? An object Salman could crack a cringe-worthy dialogue at? After that one horrid car scene, we just saw Disha looking pretty and dancing to what we can only presume is an item number. We can’t really expect much from a Salman Khan movie but actresses need to be given characters with a little more meat. Salman Khan’s bracelet has more of a role in the trailer than Disha. Bollywood needs to do better.

 

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3, Let’s take a moment to talk about the multitude of cringy dialogues in this movie, shall we? Starting from the Dia-Nadia one to the teen inch ghusaaye hai one, why is Salman Khan torturing his oh-so-loyal audience? In fact, I have a feeling even Salman knew just how horrific these dialogues were. His no-expression, expression says it all. Also, why’d they have to sully the good name of biryani by using it in such a terrible dialogue? *shudders*

4. We might’ve only heard a fraction of the Seeti Maar song, but those few inglorious seconds told us everything we needed to know about it. Like it’s just another item number with a ridiculous hook step. Why is Disha Patani kneeling on the floor while Salman towers over her, again?

5. Doesn’t the plot of this movie remind you of virtually every single Salman Khan movie, ever? From Wanted to Dabangg, it’s all the same. A cop who looks like a gunda, goes around beating people up and instigating unnecessary violence while reciting horrible dialogues with no expressions and no ability to dance. Ugh. Also, why are they glorifying cops using brutality and violence to get their way? *rolls eyes*

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