Single In December 2022? 12 Reasons It’s Actually Your Fault!

There's plenty fish in the sea, tum bait toh daalo!

We’re in the middle of December 2022, gearing up for the holiday season and welcoming 2023. And the holiday season is the worst time for those of us who are single AF. But all these cute Christmas rom-com give us hope that we’ll have our own magical meet cute but let’s be honest, that’s not going to happen if you don’t actually put in the effort! So here’s a little reality check for all the single people so y’all can stop blaming the world and lack of the right kind of people for your single relationship status. But mind you, this is all in good but dark humour. Dil pe mat lena!

Here Are 12 Reasons Why You’re Still Single In December And It’s Your Fault!

1. Are you still talking to your ex? Still making plans with them? Yep, you’re single AF because you’re still hung up on them and refuse to move one!

2. Are you chatting with someone on a dating app? But did you go out on a date with them even after talking for weeks at end? No wonder you’re gearing up to welcome 2023 without a New Year’s kiss.

3. Do you even take out time to take a break from work to focus on your personal life? Are making any real effort to find someone?

4. Wait, did you even reply to all the messages you got on that dating app you signed up on? Aise kaise chalega?

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5. Remember when you picked the fuckboi over the nice guy? Yeah…

6. You know that fictional character you’re simping on? Yeah, they’re not going to come out of the book or series and date you. Get real and find a real person or your relationship status ain’t changing.

7. Did you say “no” to hanging out with your friends outside just to chill at home all by yourself? How do you plan on finding someone when you refuse to go out and meet new people?

8. Did you approach that cutie at the bar? Waiting around for people to make a move isn’t helping your case.

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9. Are you too busy sharing Instagram stories to get your crush to notice you instead of making a move? When have Instagram stories ever helped?

10. Are you busy hooking up instead of actually dating someone or putting a label on your situationship? And then you wonder why you’re single AF!

11. Have you romanticised singlehood after watching inspirational talks? With little to no interest in relationships, how do you plan on finding someone?

12. Your parents are looking for rishtas but you’re just too picky. Ab whose fault is it that you still have found your “the one”?

It’s depressing to be single when everyone around you has a significant other to cuddle with and share a New Year’s kiss with while you’re there third-wheeling or fifth-wheeling or worse. I mean, sure, there are loads of fishes in the sea but you gotta get your fishing gear and throw them a bait instead of sitting and waiting for the magic to happen. Having said all that, tension mat lo we’re all on the same boat to single town.

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