This Woman Has An Alien For A Boyfriend. She’s Sick Of Men From Earth
Talk to any girl and she will have at least one horror story about a boyfriend who is now an ex. And a messy breakup usually has a pattern, as any rom com will tell you. First, you get a makeover so your ex boyfriend regrets letting you go, then you get a haircut, and then a cute guy falls in love with you. And this is usually the one. For some women, it’s a rebound, for others, they find the ‘one’. Some keep looking. But this one woman from Britain got really sick of dating men from this planet.
I mean, sure, you didn’t know there was a dating pool from outside this planet to be considered but this woman named Bela has a a boyfriend who is an alien. Wait, what? No, it’s true. Bela has fallen hook, line and sinker for a guy!?! alien!?! from the Andromeda galaxy.
She said, and we quote, also because we cannot make this up, “I am sick of men from Earth. I joked online about wanting an alien to abduct me. I then started dreaming every night of white light. One night, a voice in my dream said, ‘Wait in the usual spot’. The next evening, I sat next to my open window. As I drifted to sleep, a flying saucer appeared outside. There was a bright green beam which transported me to the UFO,” she told Daily Star.
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I know plenty of women who are sick of their earthly boyfriend but I am yet to come across someone who is wooing across galaxies. Since we don’t have much information on these beings, Bela is our single source of information and she has claimed that her abductors, there were 5 of women, are similar to human beings, but taller and more slender. We imagine she met the fitter aliens during her 20 minute encounter and not the aliens that have been sitting on the couch throwing back potato chips like we have been doing. After 20 minutes of a conversation the details of which are still sought, because Bela has called her boyfriend from space her ‘soulmate’ and a better lover than earthling men, we still do not know if a second date is in the offing, though Bela claims it is.
If someone is launching a dating app for extra terrestrial boyfriends, sign us up. I know many women sick of men on earth.
