In Delhi, This Man Maintained So Much Social Distance From His Wife That She Thinks He’s Impotent

In Delhi, This Man Maintained So Much Social Distance From His Wife That She Thinks He’s Impotent

For the foreseeable future, there is no getting away from maintaining distance. With people who think coronavirus is a myth or just like living life on the edge, masks have been abandoned and social distancing norms continue to be flouted. And while they may be comfortable with living in gay abandon, I am really nervous. Even then, I do cuddle up with a loved with hands sanitised to the nines. But not everyone is comfortable with that sort of show of affection, because COVID. Like this guy who has been maintaining social distance from wife who he married in June.

Admittedly, coronaphobia is real- the fear of contracting the disease- but we aren’t sure why the man got married bang in the middle of the pandemic, if you know, he didn’t want to, well…bang. I mean, of course, there’s plenty more to marriage than just sex but it is an important part of marriage.

But wait, the situation between this couple gets more dramatic. The wife approached the Legal Services Authority asking for maintenance allowance from her ‘impotent’ husband. At this point, she mentioned that the husband would maintain social distance even when speaking to her. Again, this might be a wild guess but she couldn’t possibly have had garlic breath for so long.

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According to a News18 report, the woman said, “I had a long life to lead ahead, so I had approached the authority for seeking maintenance allowance.”

Like all authorities must, they contacted the man asking him to explain his behaviour and he said that he was maintaining social distance from his wife because he feared he would contract the coronavirus. He mentioned that his wife’s family had tested positive right after the wedding and that had set off alarm bells in his head. And while that makes sense, we’re not sure why he continued to maintain social distance some 6 months after the wedding.
Meanwhile, the wife after declaring him impotent and asking him to take a test, has gone back to her parents house.
Look, we are all for maintaining social distance but in this case, the husband might have gone too far. Or wait, not close enough.

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