5 Reasons Why You Should Have Two Wives Just Like Bigg Boss OTT 3’s Armaan Malik. It’s SUCH Green Flag Behaviour!
Since we are normalising polygamy, here are 5 reasons why you also should embrace the magic of having two wives (or not!)

Ah, monogamy. That quaint, outdated notion where a man is shackled to just one amazing, supportive, laundry-folding wonder woman. But fear not, dear husbands! Here, we understand the plight of the modern man. Because who wants to share their Netflix account, right? So, ditch the outdated and embrace the future: polygamy! If you want to be a respected man like Armaan Malik with Kritika and Payal by your side, this article is for you. It is an important topic to talk about as the highest-rated OTT show- Bigg Boss OTT 3 thinks it’s okay and is giving a chance to people who have done this and have the liberty to justify it! Here are 5 rock-solid reasons why two wives are better than one.
1. Cheating On Your Wife Is A Sign Of Masculinity
Well, not taking names but the whole concept of having a “new” wife is that you cheated on the other one and not that you “helped” the first wife. Glorifying that you cheated on your wife and still managed to make her stay, says a lot about your charm. Anyways, having two wives who love each other is every man’s dream right? People love Armaan Malik and respect him in society…(or do they?_
2. Double The Love (For Yourself)
Who doesn’t want twice the attention and admiration? With two wives, you can bask in the glow of double the compliments and adoration. Never mind that love should be mutual and not a one-way street. Patriarchy dictates that a man’s ego needs constant inflation, and what better way to achieve that than by having two women fawn over you?
3. Backup Wife For Convenience
Because, you know, women are interchangeable. If one wife is busy or tired (how dare she!), you can just switch to the other. It’s like having a spare tyre. This wonderful setup ensures that your needs are always met without any inconvenience. After all, men’s needs are the priority, and women are just there to cater to them, right?
4. Divide and Conquer The Chores You Delegate Everday
Feeling overwhelmed by the burden of, say, taking out the trash? Two wives are like a built-in chore distribution system! Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the competitive spirit that erupts as they vie for your “husbandly approval.” Remember, a happy wife is a productive wife (and a competitive wife is an even more productive wife… for you, at least)
5. Be The “Saviour” Of These Women
By having two wives you will be known to save 2 (or more if you want) women from their “caring families.” Like Armaan Malik is praised for moving ahead with Payal and not leaving her behind, you can also be one such “green flag” for which Instagram fan pages make edits!
Polygamy: The ultimate solution to a life devoid of personal responsibility and a blatant disregard for women’s rights (but hey, who needs feminism when you have two wives to do everything for you, right?). Remember, with great power comes great responsibility… like remembering two birthdays and dodging flying spatulas. But hey, at least your socks will always be clean!
First Published: July 02, 2024 7:07 PM