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An Indian Unemployed Guy Is Looking For An Extremist And Patriotic Bride Who Is Also Fair And Rich. This Guy Is Going To Be Single For A Long Time

February 18, 2020 | by Sadhika Sehgal

Usually when I feel the need to get amused, I’m turn on an episode of the iconic TV show Friends or run up to my brother has a sense of humour to die for. But little did I know, that both of these very effective options have met their match, because by the looks of it, reading matrimonial ads in the newspaper has just managed to top the list of things that are deliriously funny. And I say this after a particular matrimonial ad went viral on the internet after the guy posting the ad, laid down his requirements for his bride which were anything but regular. For example, he wants to her to be an “extremist” and “extremely patriotic”.

This is much like an e-commerce site that allows you to add several filters to your search to get the best possible and tailored result, except in this case, you get to cuttle down the extras like a personality and an education and reduce her to a bhakt.

This cool guy is Dr. Abhinao Kumar, a 31-year-old dentist from Bihar who put out an ad in a newspaper looking for a woman who, get this, “is very fair, beautiful, very loyal, very trustworthy, loving, caring, brave, powerful, rich.” It then also went on to say things like, “an extremist but compassionate, an expert in child raising and an excellent cook, Indian Hindu Brahmin girl from Jharkhand or Bihar. SAMPURNA KUNDLI MILAN Aand 36 GUNAS MATCHING MUST.” And honestly, at this point we feel fetching the moon and stars would be much easier and more doable than finding this guy what he is looking for.


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 The guy then went ahead to specify the desired political affiliations of the woman as well. He wants someone who is an extremist and extremely patriotic and with a sense of duty towards increasing India’s military and sports capabilities. However that may be. And all this while the guy himself is “presently umemployed” among other things like delusional, of course. At this point, the person that comes closest to all his demands his Akshay Kumar so if he’s willing and Akshay Kumar doesn’t mind, then perhaps the two can pursue a relationship.
Not only did this ad come across as a reflection of the society and it’s disturbing need to stereotype the perfect bride but also the fact that men out there still think that educated and informed women would even consider coming up to people like these who find their women like they find their vegetables, by broadly asking for everything. And we weren’t the only ones cringing at this ad, for twitterati too didn’t leave this opportunity to slam the guy here and give him a much needed reality check by taking him down on social media.
From users writing comments like, “Is the guy trying to sarcastic or am I loosing the touch from reality??” to taking his case by saying, “How can she be child raising expert? Is he ok with women already having children? That will be very modernistic”, the guy was thrashed left right and center, and honestly speaking he had it coming. I mean, apart from oscillating between the urge to slap his face and asking him what was he thinking, this ad made no sense. But I guess he knows that. He’s going to be single for a long, long time.

Sadhika Sehgal

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