10 Funny Mother's Day Wishes You Should Screenshot And Send To Your Mom!

1. Sorry for what I did to your vajajay all those years ago. Happy Mother's Day, Mom!

2. To the best creator on Earth, thank you for creating me, mom! Happy Mother's Day!

3. Happy Mother's Day. Thank you for not disowning me when I was a teenager. I turned out alright, I guess?

4. Thank you for not putting up with me instead of putting me up for adoption. Happy Mother's Day!

5. Happy Mother's Day, Mom. Sorry for not getting you a gift. I'm broke because of my kid. Don't know how you did it!

6. Happy Mother's Day, Mum. Thank you for putting up with my ungrateful sibling. Love, your favourite child!

7. Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who taught me to be strong, independent, and never take crap from anyone. Except you, of course.

8. Mothers give birth to kids, but you gave birth to a legend. Congratulation and Happy Mother's Day!

9. Happy Mother's Day, Mum. I'd have gotten you a gift but who needs a gift when you have the greatest gift in the world aka me!

10. Thank you for wiping my ass, feeding me, not selling me to circus and being my personal ATM. Happy Mother's Day, Maa!