Writer Bess Kalb Declares She’s Twitter CEO In Musk-Read Twitter Thread!
The thread is hilarious!
A while ago, Elon Musk acquired the microblogging site Twitter of $44 billion and took over as the CEO of the site. Soon after, he began making headlines for the new changes he made that led to mass resignations and lay offs. After the chaos, the new CEO of Twitter held a poll on the microblogging site asking if he should step down as CEO or not. The result? 57.5% people voted for Elon Musk to step down from the post of CEO of Twitter. And now, writer and producer Bess Kalb trolled Musk while criticising him.
In a rather interesting Twitter thread, Bess Kalb announced that she is the new CEO of the microblogging site. The Emmy-nominated writer went on to severely criticise Elon Musk while taunting him for spending $44 billion in order to ruin his reputation and legacy.
Whether he has failed to rescue people from a cave and then called the actual rescuer a pedophile, sent CPAP machines to hospitals instead of direly needed ventilators, or spent $44 billion to ruin his reputation and legacy, @elonmusk has always been on the forefront of
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 21, 2022
Mocking the Tesla owner further, Bess said that Jared Kushner is his “only friend” while adding that Elon Musk can only have kids in a laboratory setting. She also called Musk out for attending the Met Gala every year, even though he looks down upon the “media elites”.
Though he can only conceive children in a laboratory setting no matter how many women he impregnates and his facelifts are melting, I will show up for @twitter the way he shows up year after year for the Met Gala despite turning his nose up at "Media Elites" when they mock him.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 21, 2022
Further, Bess Kalb announced the money earned by the social media platform from the new verification service. Taking a dig at the Tesla owner, Bess said that everyone at Twitter thanks him for his “smart and lucrative” idea while wishing him best for his future endeavours that’ll “only explode a handful of people”. She concluded her Twitter thread by pointing out that her first day at work is going great while mocking the hiring method of the company using a poll and asking if anyone has implanted a chip in the brains of monkeys that killed every single one of them.
Wow! Thank you all for the tremendous show of support! My first day is going great. In keeping with the outgoing CEO’s good and sensical method, I’ll be using the following poll to make all hires. “Have you implanted a chip in monkeys’ brains and it killed each and every monkey?”
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 22, 2022
Also Read: The Curious Case Of Missing Female Representation In Elon Musk’s Twitter 2.0 Office Is Concerning.
ICYMI, Bess Kalb is not the new CEO of Twitter. Her thread was aimed at mocking Elon Musk for the changes made by him after acquiring the microblogging platform that led to several issues. She also used the platform to call out his poll asking people if he should step down from his position or not.
First Published: December 23, 2022 12:05 PM
