“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” Do you often encounter such cheesy and cringe pickup lines? If yes, then GIRL! We feel you. While the intention of these pickup lines could be sweet and thoughtful, the way it comes out is cringe, cheesy, and repetitive. Honestly, it’s not like men are getting creative with pickup lines these days. So, if you feel like slapping them verbally, check out these 10 clever comebacks for cheesy pickup lines to just shut them down!
1. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
“No, but I can make you disappear if you keep using that line!” Next time someone uses this outdated cheesy pickup line, use this comeback to make them go away.
2. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
“You can call me ‘unimpressed’, thanks!'” Guys, you seriously need to level up, it’s too cringe.
3. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
“If I Google you, will I find a better pickup line?” Mic dropped, man flopped. Bye!
4. “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.”
“I don’t need a map, but you might need directions back to reality.” Accept the reality and move on, boy!
5. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“I believe in humour at first sight, so keep walking.” Do you see that door? RUN!
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6. “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!”
“Well, I hope you find it soon because it’s making you talk nonsense.” This clever comeback will surely give them a reality check.
7. “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.”
“I’m made of sarcasm and eye-rolls. Nice try, though.” Well, the eye roll should be enough for this tacky pickup line.
8. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.”
“If I had a dollar for every cheesy pickup line, I could pay that fine.” Seriously? This is the best you can do? The same old repetitive cheesy line. Shoo, boy!
9. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“I think you need more than a Band-Aid for that cheesy line.” Awww, you poor little thing!
10. “Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want S’more”
“Oh well,l I must be the rain because I’m here to put you out.” This pickup line deserves a tight verbal slap, so, go ahead and use this comeback.
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Some of these pickup lines are way too old and cheesy. Guys need to level up their game because girls don’t settle for less anymore. However, I think pickup lines are cute but confessing your feelings honestly and directly will always be appreciated. If luck is on your side, then maybe the love shall return to you as well. Next time, use these clever comebacks for cheesy pickup lines.