Dakota Johnson has always been known for her quick wit and deadpan humour, but turns out, she’s also fiercely loyal to her inner circle. So loyal, in fact, that she once went to hilarious (and rather gross) lengths to stand up for a friend. In a new interview, the Materialists actress sat down for another lie detector test, her second time in six years and ended up making a wild confession that has fans in stitches.
Dakota Johnson Sent Poop To Friend’s Ex
During a recent interview with Vanity Fair, when asked about how far she’d go to support a close friend, Dakota admitted she once literally mailed gorilla poop to a guy who broke her friend’s heart. She revealed that she doesn’t think the guy will ever watch this interview, and so she accepted that she did infact, do this. She laughed, acknowledging it had been quite some time since the incident.
So, where does one even source something like that? Leave it to Dakota to have the answer. When the interviewer asked where she got it from, she casually name-dropped the website “Sh*tSenders.com,” explaining that you can pick the type and size of poop you want to send. Yes, it’s a real service. And yes, according to the polygraph examiner, she was telling the truth.
Dakota didn’t name the friend she was defending, or the ex who received the unforgettable gift, but the internet is now full of curious speculation. Her close friendship with actress Riley Keough was also mentioned in the interview, where she claimed she’d lie to the police to protect her if needed. The girl’s got loyalty, no doubt.
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The eyebrow-raising poop story comes just days after reports confirmed Dakota and longtime boyfriend Chris Martin have broken up. The Fifty Shades star and the Coldplay frontman had been together on and off since 2017, even reportedly engaged at one point. Their most recent public sighting was in Malibu just two weeks ago. While neither Johnson nor Martin have officially commented on the split, sources told PEOPLE that it feels like the end this time. Adding fuel to the rumours, Dakota was spotted twice in New York City this week without her engagement ring.
One thing’s clear: heartbreak isn’t something Dakota Johnson takes lightly, especially when it happens to someone she cares about. And if you’re the one doing the heart-breaking? Well, don’t be surprised if a box arrives at your door and it smells a little off.
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