8 Stupid AF Things Men Have Tried Mansplaining To Women. Chillar Nahi Hai Humaare Paas For This Muft Ka Gyaan!
As women of this world, we’ve all been in situations where men have explained the most basic and stupidest things to us in the most condescending manner that suggests that you don’t know what he’s talking about when in fact, you probably know more than him. It’s not uncommon for men to mansplain things to us ladies every now and then. They do consider us stupid and I guess, it satisfies their ego to explain the most basic things to us women like we’re kids. Men often tend to use the most patronizing tone while presuming that we don’t know something and go on to man-explain aka mansplaining it to us ladies. And TBH, over the years, men have mansplained the stupidest, weirdest and rather rage-inducing things to women without even us asking them about it. But hold on to that rage ladies, because it’s about to get worse. We’ve got a list of even more annoying things that men have mansplained to women and I promise it will PISS you off.
1. “You Orgasmed, You Just Don’t Know It Yet”
No bud, you just don’t know how to make me cum. Duh! Yepp, it looks like men have decided to school women about their own bodies, desires and pleasures. One of my friend’s partner once told her that she might have orgasmed but she just doesn’t know it yet. It’s safe to say that, that was the last time they hooked up.
I JUST HAD SOME DUDE MANSPLAIN WOMENS ORGASMS TO ME.
— Rachel Valentine (@rachelvalentine) September 3, 2022
2. “But Periods Pain Isn’t That Bad”
Men think period pain is nothing until they experience it on a period pain stimulator themselves. Can we just make it a drill for men to experience it once every month so they can shut up and stop mansplaining period pain to women?
3. “I’ll Tell You How PMS Works”
No, just shut up before I smack you across the face. You do not have a uterus or female hormones and you think you can take the liberty to explain to a woman how her own body and the reproductive system works?
I was politely breaking up with a BF & he told me that I should really wait & think about it. He’d calculated that my period would start in a few days & I was probably just overly emotional. He proceeded to explain PMS to me.
The breakup became less polite & much easier.
— Jennifer Raymond (@jenjraymond) February 15, 2021
4. “I Understand Childbirth Pain”
Just no, no, just no. No man can ever even imagine the pain of pushing out a whole new human being from a tiny little hole. This isn’t even up for discussion, boys.
So nice of him to mansplain childbirth. I as a woman would never behave to comprehend it.
— Elizabeth A (@elizadler13) July 5, 2022
5. “That’s Not How Mansplaining Works”
We can just leave it up to men to mansplain, mansplaining to us women. Like bud, you are literally mansplaining, mansplaining. Are you for real?
I was telling my ex-husband that there was this emerging term called 'mansplaining'. He'd never heard it so I told him what it meant.
He then proceeded to argue about what it really meant. Having literally just heard the term for the first time.
He mainsplained mainsplaining.
— Sommer Tothill (@sommertothill) February 16, 2021
6. “You Shouldn’t Drink Whiskey Like That”
Women have always been considered the weaker sex and the lightweights and when it comes to drinking alcohol, men simply assume that we don’t know our drinks well. They consider themselves to be alcohol experts/connoisseur and take it upon themselves to school us but buddy, I’m a whiskey girl and I know my drink better than you can even imagine.
I love it when men mansplain to me how to drink whiskey. I drink it enough, I think I know how I would appreciate it.
— Pikachu (@jaysca101) May 3, 2022
7. “You’re Driving Wrong”
Shut up or I’ll kill you. We know how biased men are when it comes to female drivers and even if they themselves do not know how to drive or have a license, they believe it’s okay to mansplain driving and parallel parking to women.
How to ride a bike. While I'm on my bike. By a guy sitting in the SUV driving next to me.
— Allison McCartney (@anmccartney) March 21, 2017
8. “She Didn’t Say No”
No, buddy, that’s not how consent works. She didn’t say yes either. We’ve had men mansplain consent to us women, haven’t we?
frrrrr… i’ve had a man mansplain consent to me and then not act on it??? they’re so weird when 95% of the time they’re thinking w the thing they wanna stick inside a woman
— yuta 🐙 minghao 🐸 (@minseoksmallow) July 13, 2022
Also Read: 6 Ways To Ask For Sexual Consent Without Killing The Mood. Consent Is Of Utmost Importance.
Psst….men like that should just be shipped off to Mars.
Janvi uses her pen to smash the patriarchy. Geet one day and Wednesday Addams the next. Writing is the bane of her existence and the object of all her desires!