5 Tips To Be Perfect Marriage Material Approved By Sima Aunty So Don’t End Up Being A Bitter Old Cat Lady!

Here are 5 tips to be the perfect client and marriage material as per Sima Aunty! Disclaimer: Keep only 60-70 percent expectations from this!

5 Tips To Be Perfect Marriage Material Approved By Sima Aunty So Don’t End Up Being A Bitter Old Cat Lady!

Sima Taparia Aunty, the famed matchmaker from Indian Matchmaking, has captured hearts (and raised eyebrows) with her unorthodox approach to finding the ideal partner. If you’re looking to navigate the maze of matchmaking Sima Aunty style, here are some tongue-in-cheek tips to ensure you’re the perfect client and marriage material:

1. Flexibility is Key (Especially When It Comes to Your Expectations)

Be prepared to bend over backwards (literally, those sarees can be tricky) for your match. Remember, compromise is key, even if it means compromising your entire life plan. Sima Aunty dispenses wisdom like confetti at a wedding. Be prepared to hear phrases like “adjust,” “compromise,” and the ever-present “don’t have high expectations” on repeat. Just nod vigorously and pretend it all makes perfect sense.

2. Keep Your Kundalis Ready And Maybe Believe In Them A Little?

Sima Aunty loves looking through Kundalis instead of vibes for matching two souls together. If anything goes wrong, guruji is the way to go. So keep your Kundalis ready and get a good Sanskari partner for yourself!

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3. Expect Only 60-70 Percent Similarities Instead Of 100

Listen, don’t be a fool who expects their partner to be 100 per cent similar okay? Even if you find out that you two enjoy the same red pasta, run to the mandap!

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4. Find Ridiculous Reasons To Reject People

Channel your inner Sima Aunty by rejecting perfectly good candidates for absurd reasons, like not having the perfect hairstyle or being “too Indian” (whatever that means). After all, who needs logical compatibility when you can obsess over superficialities?

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5. Trust The Process (Even When It Defies Logic)

Above all, trust in the mystical powers of astrology and Sima Aunty’s matchmaking prowess. Because why rely on compatibility and shared values when you can consult the stars and let fate decide? Remember, the universe has a plan—even if it involves a rollercoaster of awkward dates and questionable advice.

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First Published: July 23, 2024 4:28 PM

Meghna Rajpal

Patriarchy's worst nightmare (with a cute smile). An introvert walking around with Bollywood Music in the background who will avoid meeting you in public. I write about pop culture, fashion, and everything controversial.

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