4 Skincare Secrets My Ex Unintentionally Taught Me
Exes Can Be Useful Too
Oh, the joys of skincare advice! Who needs expensive dermatologists and beauty gurus when you can turn to your ex for all your skincare needs? That’s right, folks. Today, I’m here to share with you the five skincare tips I supposedly learned from my ex such as using tissues to hydrating skin. Believe me, this is a story you won’t want to miss, so sit back, relax, and let’s dive into the bizarre world of ex-inspired skincare advice.
1. Tears Are Good, but Don’t Go Overboard
My ex always somehow managed to make me cry it was so easy for him and he also believed that shedding tears could cleanse the soul and the skin. While there is some truth to the idea that tears can release emotional tension, excessive crying can lead to puffy eyes and undereye bags. Thanks to all the crying, however, I also learned how to deal with undereye puffiness.
To combat puffiness, I discovered the magic of chilled cucumber slices or cold tea bags placed on the eyes. The cool temperature and natural ingredients help reduce inflammation and give a refreshed appearance. So, if you find yourself with puffy eyes from emotional turbulence, turn to these natural remedies for a quick pick-me-up.
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2. Hydration Is Key
While my ex seemed to focus more on making me cry than taking care of me, I realized that he unintentionally taught me the importance of hydration. Stressful situations can dehydrate the body, leading to dull and lacklustre skin. However, my ex made sure that I didn’t have time to think about a youthful glow, let alone take care of my skin because he kept me stressed out all the time. He made sure to keep me up all night, fighting and crying, so I didn’t have to do the time to remove my makeup.
Despite his intentions, I learned the value of removing makeup before bed. Sleeping with makeup on can clog pores, leading to breakouts and a dull complexion. So, no matter how exhausted or emotionally drained you may be, always make the effort to cleanse your face and remove makeup before hitting the pillow.
3. The Healing Power Of Tissues
Throughout our tumultuous relationship, my ex seemed to have an endless supply of tissues ready for my tears. Little did he know that tissues have skincare benefits beyond wiping away sorrow. In addition to being gentle on the skin, tissues can be used to absorb excess oil throughout the day, minimizing shine and preventing clogged pores. So, while my ex provided me with an abundance of tissues for emotional moments, I repurposed them to maintain a shine-free complexion. Talk about turning the tables!
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4. Embracing Self-Care
Despite the emotional rollercoaster that my ex put me through, I learned a valuable lesson about the importance of self-care. Stress and constant fighting can take a toll on our skin, leading to breakouts, premature ageing, and a lacklustre appearance. While my ex made sure I didn’t have the time or energy to focus on a youthful glow, I realized the need to prioritize self-care and manage stress levels.
Engaging in activities that bring joy and relaxation can help reduce stress and improve overall well-being, which in turn positively impacts our skin. Whether it’s practising yoga, enjoying a warm bath, or simply indulging in a skincare routine that makes you feel pampered, taking time for yourself is an essential part of maintaining healthy and radiant skin.
While these tips might be dripping with sarcasm, it’s important to remember that true skincare isn’t just about superficial beauty. Taking care of your skin should go hand in hand with taking care of yourself emotionally and mentally.
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