We recently saw a man in a comedy show cry about wanting to get the ROI on the Rs. 370 he spent on buying biryani for his date. And that got lots of us girls talking about how our lip balms are worth more than that. If only the boys knew how much we spend on our beauty products! Considering we’re already halfway through the year, your girl thought of curating a list of best beauty products every beauty girlie should add to her vanity, for when you run into a man who wants to “vasool” the restaurant bill he paid, you let him know your glowing skin, shiny hair and plump lips cost more than his net worth. So let’s dive in!
1. Do Body Care Right, Girl!
Don’t forget to add L’Occitane Almond Shower Oil to your cart along with the Almond Milk Concentrate. So, he knows your body wash and moisturiser are more expensive than the almonds he’s eating daily. Enriched with almond oil, this shower gel cleanses your skin while keeping it hydrated. The Almond Milk Concentrate is infused with almond milk along with sweet almond oil from Provence, as well as squalene and vitamin E. This body cream has a rich texture that just melts on your skin and keeps it soft, smooth and supple.
2. Grab That Riri-Approved Makeup
Let’s be honest, Rihanna wouldn’t approve of us crying over men like the one we spotted in the comedy show. And let our girl remind you to stay TF away from men like that with makeup. Riri didi recently launched Fenty Beauty in India, and it’s exclusively available on Tira Beauty and Sephora. So don’t forget to get your hands on the iconic Invisimatte Instant Setting + Blotting Powder along with the Gloss Bomb Stix High-Shine Gloss Stick in the shade Riri.
3. Get That Retinol
Aminu has a Bio-Retinol Cream infused with blue-green algae, bakuchiol, bidens pilosa, ectoin and niacinamide, among other ingredients, that helps renew your skin and make it look firm and smooth. And the best thing? You can apply this bio-retinol cream during the night and also during the day. Additionally, it supports healthy ageing and helps brighten your skin without irritation, unlike other retinol products. His thoughts and mindset might be old, but your skin doesn’t have to be.
4. The Perfume He Can’t Afford!
While he’s struggling with the hole that Rs. 370 chicken biryani burned in his pocket, you can still afford YSL Libre Berry Crush EDP Intense. With top notes of juicy raspberry accord, middle notes of creamy coconut accord and base notes of orange blossom and diva lavender, this perfume is equal parts fresh and equal parts sensual. Personally, I’d recommend trying all perfumes from the YSL Libre family, spritz a little on your pulse point and wait for 10 mins to check how the scent sits on your body before you pick the best one for you. Don’t forget, every perfume smells different on different people depending on their body chemistry. So, don’t pick one because it has a fab scent, pick the one that smells delicious on you.
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5. A Tint For Those “Naturally” Pink Cheeks
Infused with vegan collagen, aloe and seawater, Milk Makeup’s cooling water jelly tint is perfect for a long-lasting blush and lip stain. It comes with a bouncy texture and is sheer but buildable colour. And guess what? It has a cooling effect which makes your skin feel refreshed every time you glide it on. Just so you know, every stick has 1000+ swipes, which means it’ll last longer than the man who wants ROI on his 370 rupees.
6. Not So Ordinary Essence!
The Ordinary Multi-Active Delivery Essence is formulated with glycerin along with four active technologies blended together to boost hydration. This essence ensures your skin is able to absorb skincare ingredients and helps improve your skin texture and complexion while maintaining healthy skin from the first use. And what makes it magical is its lightweight formula, which provides deep nourishment!
7. The Ultimate Hair Resurrection Product!
Formulated with meadowfoam and jojoba oil, Nexxus Promend oil Resurrection Hair Serum, Bond Repair & Fizz Reduction is just the product you need to invest in, and I promise it’s paisa wasool! It penetrates into your hair and helps moisturise, nourish and strengthen hair while repairing and restoring damaged hair. It also helps reduce frizziness and hair breakage. The best thing? You don’t have to use this post-wash; you can use it pre-shampoo, too, and it doubles up as a heat protectant as well.
8. Smell Like Peaches And Roses
Not screams sensual like the scent of fruits and flowers. Lancôme’s latest perfume has the most romantic scent. Lancome Idole Peach’N Roses EDP has top notes of red berries and pink pepper, heart notes of peach and base notes of rose. The luscious peach and velvety rose scent will make you feel confident, feminine and irresistible. And remember, we like smelling delicious for ourselves and our girlfriends. So, you probably might wanna grab one for your girlfriend so you can bite into her when she smells edible!
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9. We Love Those Luscious Lips
If you end up on a date with a man who wants to “vasool” his Rs. 370, let him know he can’t even afford your lip balm. Yves Saint Laurent has the ultimate range of hydrating, glossy lip balms with a creamy formula. The YSL Loveshine Candy Glaze is infused with hyaluronic acid, pomegranate extracts and vitamin E. And I promise this glossy lip keeps your lips moisturised and plump, and keep it from drying. IMHO, it gives you the perfect kissable lips. So stop thinking and add it to your cart before it sells out!
10. A Peel For Radiant Skin
Kiehl’s has a gentle facial peel which, get this, can be used daily. Yes, you read that right. Formulated with glycolic acid, lactic acid, salicylic acid, and gluconolactone, the Kiehl’s Clearly Corrective Daily Re-Texturising Triple Acid Pre-Serum helps reduce visible pores while gently exfoliating the face to give you a glow that no man could ever! If you’re looking for soft and supple skin with smooth texture and even skin tone, that’s the product you need to get your hands on. Psst…it’s okay if you use it even twice a day as long as you don’t forget moisturising your skin to boost hydration.
11. Bid Adieu To Painful Waxing Sessions!
If there’s one thing I hate the most, it’s waxing. Beauty shouldn’t come at the cost of you screaming your head off while your palour wali didi rips your hair from the roots. So, I found a fun and pain-free solution. Meeoow Club Bikini Hair Removal Wax Powder Mask can give you smooth and glowing skin along with painless hair removal in all of 10 mins. It’s herbal with multani mitti, coca powder, coffee powder, rice powder, turmeric powder, and liquorice, among other things. So it’s completely safe for your intimate area.
12. Fragrance For Your Hair
Imagine a hair and body mist that’s worth more than his deodorant? Well, OUAI Hair and Body Mist in the fragrance Santorini is perfect if you want to smell fruity and fresh. Why should your hair not smell as fabulous as you? This long-lasting hair and body mist has top notes of peach, orange and grapefruit with heart notes of honeysuckle, berries, and rose and base notes of vanilla, amber and musk. This is just the fragrance that will remind you of the breezy, coastal areas near the Mediterranean Sea (Read: Italy), and it’s safe for your hair, unlike the perfume you’re spraying on your hair brush!
Now, go spend your own money, girly pops!