Jinal Bhatt

A Barbie girl with Oppenheimer humour. Sharp-tongue feminist and pop culture nerd with opinions on movies, shows, books, patriarchy, your boyfriend, everything.
Joy Ride Review: The Thirsty, Chaotic, Asian Chick-Flick You Should Watch With Your Girl Gang!

Joy Ride Review: The Thirsty, Chaotic, Asian Chick-Flick You Should Watch With Your Girl Gang!

I watched Joy Ride the same week I watched Thank You For Coming. And while the latter left me high and dry, Joy Ride gave me everything and more that my… Read More

Thank You For Coming Review: Bhumi Pednekar Chick-Flick On Female Pleasure Is As Satisfactory As A Fake Orgasm

A fake orgasm is more sad than bad. There’s still sex and an attempt to pleasure. The lie about having had the orgasm is often born out of empathy you… Read More

Khufiya Review: Wamiqa Gabbi Steals The Show In Vishal Bhardwaj’s Spy Thriller That Feels Like Two Different Films

In Vishal Bhardwaj’s Khufiya, an espionage thriller starring Tabu, Ali Fazal, and Wamiqa Gabbi, the personal blends with the political. And yet, somewhere in the middle, it feels like you’re… Read More

Jawan Review: One South Step For Shah Rukh Khan. One Giant Leap For Art Delivering Message With Mass

No matter how many times you screamed, “Ready, Chief!” when asked, “Ready ahh?” you're probably not ready for the dhamaka you’re about to witness on screen.  In Jawan, director Atlee… Read More

The Wheel of Time Season 2 Review: Rosamund Pike’s Fantasy Series Weaves A More Engaging, Vastly Improved Second Season

For fans of the Robert Jordan high fantasy novel series by the same name, Rafe Lee Judkins’ The Wheel Of Time Season 1 on Prime Video wasn’t a pattern they… Read More

Exclusive: Daniel Henney Talks The Wheel Of Time Season 2, Friendship With Rosamund Pike, And Missing His Criminal Minds Castmates!

The wheel has been spinning and it is that time again, folks! After debuting with an eight-episode Season 1 in November last year, The Wheel Of Time is back with… Read More

Dream Girl 2 Review: Ayushmann Khurrana’s Cross Dressing Act Goes From Gags To Gaslighting So Fast, Like The Fuckboy You Dated

The announcement of Dream Girl 2 begged the question, do we really need a spiritual sequel of a ‘one-joke’ film with the same set of actors? The first half of… Read More

Blue Beetle Review: Xolo Marideuña Wins You Over In DC’s Fresh, Heartwarming, Family-Powered Superhero Outing

Jaime Reyes is not the first superhero to have his family find out about his powers. But to have his entire family around when he gets his powers for the… Read More

Heart of Stone Review: Gal Gadot, Alia Bhatt, Jamie Dornan’s Citadel x Mission Improbable Works Solely On Heart

In an avalanche of spy thrillers, one of which is headlined by the literal manifestation of destiny that is Tom Cruise, how do you make your’s stand out? Tom Harper’s… Read More

Red, White & Royal Blue Review: Taylor Zakhar Perez, Nicholas Galitzine Give Us The Swooniest Romance In A Gush-Worthy Adaptation

Adaptations often have to live up to the imaginary versions already conjured up by readers; the more beloved the book, the tougher the challenge. Red, White & Royal Blue by… Read More

Made In Heaven Season 2 Review: Engaging But Exhausting Like A Wedding With Too Many Functions

When Zoya Akhtar and Reema Kagti’s series dropped on Prime Video in 2019, it was a marriage of substance and style. During the four years that we lay in wait… Read More

Rocky Aur Rani Kii Prem Kahaani Review: Ranveer Singh Rocks In Funny, Moving, Delightfully Subversive Modern Romance. Karan Johar Is Back!

Wake up, babez, a full-on family entertainer just dropped! Yes, I will be talking like Rocky Randhawa this side for some time, that’s how much Ranveer Singh as Rocky has… Read More

Barbie Review: Greta Gerwig’s Feminist Satire Is A Fun, Tearful, Fabulously Pink Catharsis That Made Me Feel Seen

To think, a film so pink, with a man wearing mink, could cleverly wink at everything that’s wrong with the patriarchy, performative feminism, and the clearly frustrating expectation from every… Read More

Oppenheimer Review: Cillian Murphy, RDJ Power Nolan’s Explosive, Chilling, Tragic Story Of Creation And Karma

During THE scene in Oppenheimer, when the Trinity nuclear test is successfully conducted, the only sound you can hear is of Cillian Murphy as J. Robert Oppenheimer breathing, witnessing the… Read More

Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One Review: Tom Cruise Vs AI Is A Thrill Ride, Leaves You Breathless, Entertained, And Emotional

If Ethan Hunt is the living manifestation of destiny, something similar could be said about Tom Cruise, who is doing everything in his power to make going to the movies… Read More

Sweet Kaaram Coffee Review: Madhoo Shines In Wholesome, But Stretched, Road Story Of Women Reclaiming Their Lives

The timing of Sweet Kaaram Coffee dropping on Prime Video felt like some cosmic reassurance to me. It was the week after I had lost my Nani (grandmother), and I… Read More

Neeyat Review: Vidya Balan Led Whodunnit Gets Its Knives Out, But They Are Frustratingly Blunt

When the Neeyat trailer dropped, most of us thought it would be a mishmash of an Agatha Christie novel and a Knives Out mystery. It looked so much like one… Read More

Jack Ryan Season 4 Review: John Krasinski’s Political Action Thriller Ends With A Gripping, Satisfactory Final Season

*Spoiler Warning: This review might contain mild spoilers for Jack Ryan Season 4. Tread with caution.* On the surface, Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan on Prime Video feels like yet another… Read More

Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny Review: Enjoyable Adventure But Not Quite The Rousing Finale Indy Deserved

Before we begin, we all agree that Raiders Of The Lost Ark is the best Indiana Jones movie, yes? Excellent. You have chosen wisely. It would also seem a wise… Read More

The Night Manager Part 2 Review: A For Effort, ARK, Anil Kapoor. But Still In The Original’s Shadow

Let’s get one thing clear. The Night Manager is no thrill ride. This espionage story doesn’t have any shocking twists and turns. In fact, every character is so cool and… Read More

Lust Stories 2 Review: Only Konkona Sen Sharma’s Story Makes Mount Fuji Erupt, Rest Are A Cold Shower

You’d think tension, palpable enough that you could cut it with a knife, would be crucial in an anthology about lust. Unfortunately, Lust Stories 2, the second coming of Netflix’s… Read More

Elemental Review: Pixar’s Fire and Water Chemical Romance Is Cute, Warm, And Makes Tears Flow!

I know everyone these days is looking for some solid reason to spend theatre ticket money. But when I see genuinely decent movies not pull the crowds they deserve, I… Read More

The Archies: New Teaser Drops! Suhana Khan, Khushi Kapoor, Agastya Nanda Perform At Netflix Tudum Event

Lots of interesting first looks, teasers, and even full-length trailers have dropped at TUDUM, the Netflix global fan event which is happening in Sao Paolo in Brazil right now, after… Read More

Heart Of Stone Trailer: It’s Spy Gal Gadot Vs Hacker Alia Bhatt In Netflix’s Action Thriller

After much hype and lots of teasing BTS, we finally have the first official trailer for Heart Of Stone, the action flick starring Gal Gadot, Jamie Dornan, and our very… Read More

Jee Karda Review: A Predictable Friendship Drama That Lacks Purpose, Just Exists Suspended In Relatability

What is it about stories of friendship that you simply can’t look away from? Jee Karda, Prime Video’s latest offering, a story about a group of childhood friends on an… Read More

Secret Invasion Review: Promising New Marvel Series Is A Geopolitical Spy Thriller That’s Deeply Personal

If you loved the vibe of Marvel’s The Falcon And The Winter Soldier series on Disney+, Secret Invasion is right up your alley. In a post Endgame world, Kevin Feige… Read More

The Flash Review: A Super Fun, Emotional Multiverse Outing That Complicates Your Feelings Like Tangled Spaghetti

The Flash movie tagline reads ‘Worlds collide’. And believe it, they quite literally do in the film’s climax since this is where DCEU’s multiverse storylines really begin. But there’s a… Read More

Goodbye, Never Have I Ever. Thanks For Desi Representation, Catharsis, And Attesting To The Power Of A Crush

You know that feeling when a show you’ve grown up with is ending? Mindy Kaling and Lang Fisher’s coming-of-age series on Netflix, Never Have I Ever was a pandemic baby.… Read More

Transformers: Rise Of The Beasts Review: Pete Davidson’s Mirage, And Emotions, Fuel This Maximal Fun Ride

These days, a movie is either one of the best, or not worth the price of a ticket and popcorn, and can be watched upon its digital release. Call us… Read More

Zara Hatke Zara Bachke Review: Vicky Kaushal, Sara Ali Khan Rom-Com Is Overcrowded With Emotional Excess

So, erm, this is the... *counts on fingers*... third film in which Vicky Kaushal lies to his middle-class family and almost loses the girl in pursuit of a house that… Read More

About My Father Review: In A World Chasing Daddy, Robert De Niro Makes You Want To Hug Your Dad

If The Intern made you ugly cry, welcome, fellow lover of Robert De Niro playing adorable father figure roles. You’ve arrived in the right place. About My Father gets you… Read More

The Little Mermaid Review: Halle Bailey’s Siren Song Not Enough To Make This Live-Action Part Of Our World

As a Piscean, I can totally relate to Ariel’s relationship drama. She crosses worlds and makes some pretty big gambles that almost cost her her family, all for a pretty… Read More

Succession To Shark Tank India, 10 Shows About Rich People That’ll Call You Poor In Several Languages

I’ll start with a cliché line because I just saw Succession Season 4 and it confirmed that rich people are kinda cliché. They say money can’t buy happiness, but it… Read More

Dahaad Review: Vijay Varma, Sonakshi Sinha Series Is Clever And Gripping, But Roars Too Subtly In The End

At the end of the 8-episode series on Prime Video created by Reema Kagti and Zoya Akhtar and marking the digital debut of Sonakshi Sinha, I pondered hard over why… Read More

Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol 3 Review: Babe, Wake Up, The Best MCU Film In A Long Time Just Dropped

It’s like a ritual for me, on my way to watch a new Marvel film, to say to myself “Honestly, I’m just looking to have a fun time.” That’s how… Read More

Citadel Pilot Review: Priyanka Chopra Serves In This Sexy, Mostly Enjoyable If Not Utterly Thrilling, Spy Outing

It should be stylish. It should be sexy as hell. And have lots of clever banter between spies, who don’t take themselves too seriously, until it’s time to save the… Read More

Murder Mystery 2 Review: Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler’s Chemistry And The Desi Tadka Make This Formula Work

For a film franchise that’s titled Murder Mystery, I don’t think most people come to it for its titular thrill at all. The James Vanderbilt-written action comedy franchise barely surprises… Read More

John Wick Chapter 4 Review: Masterful Action Spectacle Oozing BDE. Keanu Reeves, Donnie Yen Are *Chef’s Kiss*

We already agree that Keanu Reeves’ John Wick has BDE (Big D*ck Energy). With John Wick: Chapter 4, director Chad Stahelski went ahead and brought in a few more characters,… Read More

Shazam! Fury Of The Gods Review: A Total Blast, This Shazamily Can Drive Your Superhero Fatigue Away

As I walked into Shazam! Fury Of The Gods, I almost panicked that I hadn’t done any DCEU homework. I hadn’t rewatched the first Shazam! (mostly because I remembered enough… Read More

Zwigato Review: Kapil Sharma Delivers The Emotion, But The Film Offers No New Takeaway

Zwigato, directed by Nandita Das and starring Kapil Sharma and Shahana Goswami, plonks us right in the middle of a simple, hardworking family man, who has lost his job in… Read More

Rocket Boys Season 2 Review: More History Lesson This Time, But Soars When Grounded In The Personal

Having binged Season 2 of Rocket Boys, director Abhay Pannu’s science drama about the pioneers of India’s nuclear and space programmes, Dr. Homi J. Bhabha and Dr. Vikram Sarabhai, I’m… Read More

Oscars 2023: ‘Naatu Naatu’ From RRR Scripts History, Wins Best Original Song OscaRRR!

If you, like me, have gotten up at 5.30 am on a Monday morning to watch The Oscars, your hard work has paid off. Not only did Deepika Padukone slay… Read More

Tu Jhoothi Main Makkaar Review: What’s A Girl Gotta Do To Get A Luv Ranjan Rom-Com That Doesn’t Hate Women?

I know, I know. You’re going to say I should’ve expected this. As a Luv Ranjan movie, the Ranbir Kapoor and Shraddha Kapoor starrer does have a genetic predisposition to… Read More

Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania Review: Lang vs Kang Evokes Zero Emotion. But Jonathan Majors Conquers!

It’s hard not to buy into the ‘superhero fatigue’ argument when so many are selling it. But I’d happily hop, skip and jump to the theatres if you gave me… Read More

The Romantics On Netflix Is A Charming Love Letter To Movies, Despite A Self-Indulgent Post-Script

I remember watching the trailer for The Romantics, with a Valentine’s Day release, and thinking this is probably the most I am going to be smiling on February 14th. Yash… Read More

The Night Manager Review: Aditya Roy Kapur Shines In A Promising Adaptation That Needs To Get Sexier

The Night Manager, an official adaptation of British author John Le Carré’s eponymous book, is an espionage thriller that requires you to check your expectations before checking in. A mostly… Read More

Farzi Review: Oscillates Between Thrills And Lulls, But Vijay Sethupathi Is The Real MVP!

One of my favourite things about the worlds that Raj Nidimoru and Krishna DK create is just how grounded they are in the realities of their middle-class audience. The reality… Read More

The Whale Review: Moved By Performances, Held Back By Its Pity For Fat People

Call me Moved. (Sorry, I wanted to get in my own Moby Dick reference.) The Whale has a cast of five—Brendan Fraser, Sadie Sink, Hong Chau, Ty Simpkins, and Samantha… Read More

Class Review: Fairly Gripping Elite Adaptation Gets India’s Teens And Class Struggles Somewhat Right

I don’t think I’ve ever come to a movie or series about high school expecting relatability. It's usually just the right amount of fantasy or palatable hyperbole. And Elite, the… Read More

Republic Day: What Shah Rukh Khan’s On-Screen Patriotism And Pathaan Fever Tell Us About India

As you read this, India is commemorating its Republic Day, a celebration of our Constitution coming into force, and bestowing upon us our rights, duties, and privileges. As you read… Read More